pinuppussycat:

Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long 

—-Anonymous said: I have a crush on you because..honestly...I just like the vibe you give off. You seem like a woman I literally do everything and it not be a problem, because we enjoy each other's time and company so much. Sip wine and listen to music, just talking and laughing. Your vibe is beautiful.

plus-size-barbiee:

I love this !!!

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here


posted 07 / 30 / 14 from rustedtree // © // with 219,251 notes

happypsyduckanon:

buttsbutts:

unsafe

secret dog

mytinyisabella:

Kicks x Cake leicabeast

hythmknwy:

It was our destiny to walk in the light of other stars.

komanidai:

maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness 

thishasbeentotallyawesome:

Am I a bad person for considering this…

reblogalert:

Fucking Tinder.

XMN