Death is dwelling on the past or staying in one place too long
I love this !!!
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
It was our destiny to walk in the light of other stars.
maybe we all stopped using XD because we stopped being capable of that kind of happiness
Am I a bad person for considering this…